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Recent license plate spotting:
Eggplants and Cliff Apes
Here are two insults new to me.
- From Will Smith in the movie Enemy of the State: “Eggplant”. I though it was a variant on Oreo – black on the outside, white on the inside. Except that eggplants are deep purple. I’m no doctor, but that would suggest a health problem to me. Anyway, Will Smith was talking to an Italian, and Fred says he learned from an Army buddy that this is an Italian word for Negro: mulignana.
- From a railroad security officer who recounted the story of a horrific murder to Fred. The crime took place in
, and in court the officer heard someone call the killers, “Damn hillbillies!” He answered, “I’m a hillbilly. Those are cliff apes.” Kentucky
Referring to an unwelcome transmittal of revealing photos via phone, web, or something: “He posted graphic images.” Are there images that are not graphic? I don’t know when this happened, but “graphic” has taken on the sense of revealing or extreme or even obscene, but of course the original sense has to do with writing or pictures or graphs. The word has lost precision.
A good little selection of bad poetry is to be found on Seamus Cooney’s web site. I favor “Nature’s Cook” by Margaret Cavendish, Duchess of Newcastle. We studied her in a graduate class on 17th century British women writers. Nature’s Cook, by the way, is Death. The poem is not for the squeamish.
Charlie Farrow, another Brit with access to the great Oxford English Dictionary (she sent links but not being a subscriber I can’t log in), quoted a lot of OED material about “drummers”, but there’s still no indication that salesmen ever really used drums. Charlie says army recruiters used drums and the term was then applied to salesmen.
The drummers were scary kind of guys; not only did they rouse the sensibilities of the young and impressionable to patriotism via drum (and fife) and blood curdling tales or heroism, (in the Navy this task was performed by the press gangs), but they also applied the cat-o-nine tails.
Interestingly, a reference from the 1883 Fisheries Exhib. Catal. (ed. 4) 160 tells us that fish too can be drummed up:
The fish are drummed up by striking two shells...together.
Dave DaBee was of the same opinion as Fred about the gym trainer saying “no problem” about the … problem.
Re "no problem" -- my guess is she was saying "You don't need to apologize for pointing it out." I'm not interested in commenting more on the warped state of mind that would lead to that, but I bet it's right.
Dave also wrote about “alleged”:
Re alleged: Another fuzzy thinking thing -- when a person is murdered, there's no "alleged" about the event. An individual might be called alleged until convicted, but our dopey editors seem to think they have to say alleged about the event itself.
Good distinction. And he correctly predicted that his mom would respond to CMPN.
Anne DaBee wrote:
Rhonda -- have you noticed that I usually respond to your less intellectual postings? Here I go again.
Actually Anne always has a lot of pertinent and worthwhile stuff to add when I complain about the state of education. Anyway, she sent these:
Re Redneck's Readin' Test: Many, many years ago there was a similar "exercise", as follows.
AB, C D Goldfish?
L, M N O Goldfish
O S A R 2 CMPN
Perhaps there was more -- my aging mind has forgotten things far more important!
And re Job Titles:
A woman, renewing her driver's license, was asked by the clerk behind the counter to state her occupation. After a moment's hesitation, the busy mother of 4, who was tired of having to enter "housewife" on such forms, told the clerk she was a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations.
Obviously impressed by such a grand title, the clerk asked, "Just what do you do in your field of work?"
The applicant replied, "I do continuing research, in the laboratory and in the field. I'm working for my Masters and already have 4 credits. Of course, the job is the most demanding in the Humanities, and I often work 14 hours a day, but the job is more challenging than most and the rewards are more about satisfaction than money."
Long story shorter, her Child Development Program staff consisted of:
Lab assistants, ages 13, 7, and 3, and an experimental model, 6 months old.
This obviously makes Grandmothers Senior Research Associates, Great Grandmothers Executive Senior Research Associates, Aunts Assistant Research Associates, etc.
And for all those years, I thought I was "just" a Mom.
I love the “experimental model”!
I would have enjoyed growing up in the DaBee household.
(Note: Fred adds: O G I C U R P N. Y R U P N 2?)
The language school I work for requires instructors to fill out daily reports called something like “pedagogical forms” on all classes. One day I sent mine in and called it a “pedcast” and my supervisor was so taken with the word, he has been using it ever since. I feel that I’ve contributed something to the world. But only people who know both “pedagogical” and “podcast” will be amused. It’s not quite logical, anyway. “Podcast” has to do with broadcasting, which originally meant sowing (casting) seeds broadly over a field. The pod is the I-Pod, which allows you to load all kinds of music and audio onto your tiny pod. All that history behind pedcast! Anyway, the pedcast does not strew information widely, it funnels information narrowly to the company.
Dennis Miller said he and his son play Caveman Scrabble, wherein they make nonsense words like “bumshee” but the kick is in making up the definitions, like “that’s the cudgel you use to gouge out the T-rex’s eyes to make a nice pumice cream”. Sounds like a good game.
From someone’s Facebook post:
[She] is a bit squicked by mosquito trying to bite her while mating. Call her a prude, she was never much into mixing food and sex.
Never heard of “squicked” but maybe it’s a combination of icky and squeamish? And who’s mating here, the mosquito or the squicked?
Fred said after seeing a TV personality in person:
“When you see them on TV they look more famous than they do in real life.”
The Weekly Gizzard: Moi on Examiner.com
I don’t know if I will switch to a bi-weekly (every other week, not twice a week)
I like you Rhonda, but don't RUIN things. If someone has a helpful piece of advice for someone else, don't downgrade generosity. Don't EVER do that Rhonda. You tend to be the ANTI-magician- you want to take the magic out of everything. i have been posting some really helpful tips for people, and you vist my wall just to downgrade them to mundanity when they are actually good tips. that PIS*ES me off. Do not steal my fire because life is stealing enough of it. JUST BE SUPPORTIVE AND PROMOTING.to downgrade them to mundanity when they are actually good tips. that PISSES me off. Do not steal my fire because life is stealing enough of it. JUST BE SUPPORTIVE AND PROMOTING.t to downgrade them to mundanity when they are actually good tips. that PISSES me off. Do not steal my fire because life is stealing enough of it. JUST BE SUPPORTIVE AND PROMOTING.
(Sic, except asterisk added as a spam filter evader.) What did I write to trigger this anguished response? The guy posted some clever and useful tech advice about a Facebook bug. I added my own solution, which was simpler, with no comment favorable or otherwise about his, which was more ingenious but more complex. Thus the anti-magic. I guess. I thought it was just an info exchange. (And I didn’t visit his wall -- if you know how Facebook works -- people’s messages just appear on your own page and you can respond or not.)
Then there’s the troll who entered comments on “Working America” below. A troll is such a ubiquitous Web creature that Wikipedia has a lengthy history and explanation of the type, among others. This particular troll, who calls himself Meatbrain (the “brain” part is hyperbole), pops up here and there on the Web and accuses people of willfully lying. I only respond to him for the sake of the other readers.
Monday, May 24, 2010
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Thursday, May 20, 2010
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Blood, Sweat, Tears, and Cats: One woman's tale of menopause, in which I learn that the body is predictive; I perceive that I am like my cat; and I find love. Autobiographical essay.
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