Friday, March 21, 2008

Parvum Opus 270 ~ Foi Grace

PARVUM OPUS

Number 270

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FOI GRACE

Talking to my French student about the metaphorical uses of body parts, I said I thought I’d read that in French, the liver was supposed to be the seat of some admirable quality of mind or character. But he said this was a confusion between “foie” meaning liver and “foi” meaning faith. I was relieved since I am never aware of my liver and I’m not sure where it is.

EZRATHON

From marathoner Ezra Sykes:

Marathon training continues as I progress through my own kind of March Madness. I'm injury free, and I still love running, both of which are good signs. Firstly, I want to thank everyone who has made a contribution to the charity for which I am running, MSPCC. Between family, friends, coworkers and strangers (well, not anymore), I have already raised $4,000! I am so appreciative of all you have done to support MSPCC and my running endeavors. Secondly, I am asking everyone who has not yet donated to consider it. The deadline is April 1, 2008, so time is running out! As you know, my goal is to raise $5,000. Donating is easy…Just go to http://www.firstgiving.com/ezrasykes to make a contribution. As an added incentive to donate, I am offering my CD Juvenile by Design as a thank-you gift. It's a seven-song album of children's music that friend David Brodie and I wrote and recorded. It's a great gift for any of the young ones in your life. If you would like multiple copies, I’d be happy to accommodate you. If you'd like me to mail you copies, just make sure I have your address. For more information about the Massachusetts Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (MSPCC), visit http://www.mspcc.org/. Thanks so much for any support you can provide!

JOHN ADAMS

Do watch the new series, John Adams, on HBO. It’s very good. Even if you missed the beginning on Sunday, those episodes will probably be repeated. The author of the best selling biography, David McCullough, even likes the series. Some people are put off by Adams because of the Alien and Sedition Act and maybe one or two other missteps, but on the whole he was a very great man. In the movie he tells his wife that people need a strong government because so many of them are barbaric, and when you see a mob tarring and feathering a man, you have to agree. Not that Americans are worse than any other people. Adams was also scrupulously fair-minded, and successfully defended the British soldiers who fired into a mob in Boston (the Boston Massacre). But he was adamantly determined to create an independent United States out of the colonies.

ALL CLEAR

Melvyn Bragg on doing a photo shoot for BBC’s In Our Time radio program:

The most memorable direction was “I want you to look pensive. Just clear your mind.”

OBAMA’S SPEECH

Bob O. asked if Obama’s speech had changed my opinion of him. I wasn’t moved, flanked as he was by eight large American flags after he’s made an issue of not wearing a lapel flag. Here’s a sketchy outline in reply to Bob, whom I answered at length because I agree with him that this is an important election. We’ll call it an exercise in rhetorical analysis.

Naturally, if I liked Obama’s politics, I’d like his speech better, but I’ve had a bias against him ever since the remarks he made immediately following the Virginia Tech massacre, comparing that violence to the verbal “violence” of Don Imus’s insulting joke about the black girls on a championship basketball game. (How about the verbal violence of the Duke rape case?) This told me that Obama is all about race, even at a funeral, and he’s all about making political hay even out of deaths which had nothing to do with race.

||| Some have said that Wright’s rants were “out of context” and Obama said about himself that he’s like a projection screen on which different people can project different ideas. Am I going to believe them or my lying ears? Obama doesn’t want Wright to be judged by his most extreme statements, but a number of black TV commentators as well as parishioners exiting Wright’s church said his viewpoint is typical in many black churches and black Americans generally.

||| ... but America and white people in general are to be judged by their worst moments. Speaking for myself, I didn’t do the things Wright is angry about, my ancestors weren’t slave owners, and I haven’t profited noticeably by being white.

||| Slavery is long over, and the Civil Rights movement was pretty successful, even though every racist thought has not been eliminated from every white ~ or every black ~ mind. While many black people in this country are successful, the black community on the whole seems to be in worse shape than it was before the Civil Rights and Black Power eras, largely because of the break-up of the family, drugs, and gangs. Dave DaBee (who also likes Obama) referred me to a speech by Bill Cosby on the subject, which I think is more honest than and much superior to anything I’ve heard from Jeremiah Wright or Barack Obama. Cosby said, “We’re raising our own ingrown immigrants.”

||| Anyone who’s still getting exercised about slavery should turn his attention to the slavery that exists all over the world today, instead of worrying about petty verbal insults. If Wright could follow his black family history back far enough, he might find that some of his ancestors had been stolen and sold by other ancestors or related tribes, which is worse than being bought and sold by strangers. (By the way, the New York Times reported that more black Africans have voluntarily immigrated to the U.S. than were brought here through slavery.)

||| Obama compared the ranting racist Wright to his grandmother, who said she was sometimes afraid of black men on the street. Find me any woman, black or white, who is not afraid in certain circumstances of being alone on the street with certain black ~ or white ~ men, particularly young guys who dress like gangsters or hip-hoppers ~ not older men with ties and briefcases. Even Jesse Jackson said the same thing. As Christopher Hitchens said, here’s a politician who pretty literally sold his grandmother.

||| Obama said he could not disown Wright any more than he could disown the black community. His loyalty is a virtue. But is he saying that all black people think the same? Or is he saying that he is disowning his white half?

||| Obama had first claimed ignorance of Wright’s views ~ after knowing him for more than 20 years ~ before claiming knowledge.

Did I know him to be an occasionally fierce critic of American domestic and foreign policy? Of course. Did I ever hear him make remarks that could be considered controversial while I sat in church? Yes. Did I strongly disagree with many of his political views? Absolutely ~ just as I’m sure many of you have heard remarks from your pastors, priests, or rabbis with which you strongly disagreed.

I haven’t been to any church with a minister who sounds like Wright, and I wouldn’t be a member of one. The erring ministers and priests know when they’ve done something contrary to their teachings, but what Wright thinks and teaches is wrong. “Christian values” ought to be enough for a church; why a church with “black values”? What are “white values”?

“Fierce critic” means Obama thinks America and the current administration are actively evil, i.e. responsible for 9/11, creating AIDS to commit genocide (though it’s most prevalent among gays), putting crack into the black community, and more. At least Obama blamed Muslim atrocities on the Muslims who commit them.

“Controversial” means hateful to whites and about whites ~ for example, Obama’s own mother, if she were alive, though perhaps she’d agree with Wright’s worldview. Controversial apparently doesn’t mean disputed by black people.

||| Obama blames the past for current black poverty, but most people of any color who are at least comfortable today are so because of their work, not because of inherited wealth, as he claims. Obama said on self-help:

Ironically, this quintessentially American ~ and yes, conservative ~ notion of self-help found frequent expression in Reverend Wright’s sermons. But what my former pastor too often failed to understand is that embarking on a program of self-help also requires a belief that society can change.

Wright didn’t notice that society has changed a lot. That doesn’t mean that everyone will succeed, especially those who blame the past and other people for their failures. But it’s a waste of time to demand that “society” or everyone in it must be perfect or that everyone will like everyone else in order for everyone to succeed. It’s not going to happen. The Bible teaches us to help the poor, but Jesus said, “The poor you will always have with you.”

||| On education:

... by investing in our schools and our communities; by enforcing our civil rights laws and ensuring fairness in our criminal justice system; by providing this generation with ladders of opportunity that were unavailable for previous generations.

Education is not about money. My parents went to one-room schools and came out better educated than many high school grads today. They grew up poor but did not become criminals when they moved to the city. Everybody can get books from a library, but they have to learn to read and they have to like reading, and home influence is essential. “Ladders of opportunity” have been provided to Obama and his wife, and to the current generation. What’s he talking about?

||| On health insurance:

This time we want to talk about how the lines in the Emergency Room are filled with whites and blacks and Hispanics who do not have health care.

This doesn’t even make sense. Those lines are people who are getting health care in the Emergency Room, free, because they don’t have insurance. Who’s paying for it? Everyone else. Which is exactly what he, and Clinton, want anyway.

His wind-up with the story about a girl named Ashley could be read differently. She made a sacrifice when her mother was ill. It’s not that I wouldn’t want her mother to have necessary medical care. But wasn’t it a good thing that this girl took the opportunity to sacrifice herself? This is the Christian message.

||| Obama’s picture on the current Rolling Stone cover has him virtually surrounded with a halo. Many people think it would be good for us to have a black president. I think so too, but not this one. He’s a slick politician but lacks depth; he’s more like a clever adolescent, dancing around the truth. He’s not being honest when he says he’s going to transcend race. If he really did transcend race, people like Wright would contemptuously call him a “Negro”, as he calls black people with a different point of view. Obama could have chosen, as Tiger Woods did, not to identify with one race, as only one part of himself. But he didn’t, and he chose Jeremiah Wright. Do you think, as some say, that blacks cannot be racist, only those in power (i.e. whites) can be racist? Or is Obama simply naïve, as Dave DaBee suggested? He’s too old to be that naïve, and who wants a naïve president?

To read:

The Roots of Black Anger, IBD Editorial

Obama So Far: Better As Icon Than President, Thomas Sowell

A Bound Man, Shelby Steele (Steele also has a white mother and black father.)

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Discussing language, education, journalism, culture, and more, Parvum Opus by Rhonda Keith is a publication of KeithOps / Opus Publishing Services. Rhonda Keith is a long-time writer, editor, and English teacher. Back issues from December 2002 may be found at http://www.keithops.us/. Feel free to e-mail me with comments or queries. The PO mailing list is private, never given or sold to anyone else. If you don't want to receive Parvum Opus, please e-mail, and I'll take you off the mailing list. Copyright Rhonda Keith 2008. Parvum Opus or part of it may be reproduced only with permission, but you may forward the entire newsletter as long as the copyright remains.

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Friday, March 14, 2008

Parvum Opus 269 ~ VIP RIP, RIP VIP

PARVUM OPUS

Number 269

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VIP RIP, RIP VIP

Naturally the feature of the Eliot Spitzer soap opera that caught my attention was the name of the prostitute service he used: Emperors Club VIP. I don't think he wanted illicit sex, he doesn't have the look of a sensual man to me; I think he had to pay someone thousands of dollars to call him Emperor. Compare the new trend in tea shops in Japan: women-only clientele can go to Butler Clubs where well-groomed young men wait on them politely and call them Princess. How much more modest their requirements. Unlike an emperor, or governor of New York, a princess has no actual power, she just expects to be treated wonderfully at lunch.

I might also note the oxymoronic nature of the commercial sex field: "gentlemen's" clubs and "high class" call girls.

LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD PEDIATECHS

Cynthia L. passed on this anecdote from a newsletter she received, which I've abbreviated slightly:

About 10 years ago I worked in a large chain bookstore. I was standing in the Science and Computers section when [a customer] approached, looking for books on a particular topic.

"Excuse me," he said. "Where can I find books about pediaphiles?"

Hmm, I thought. He's looking for books about people who are sexually attracted to children. Well that could be in psychology, or true crime maybe. "What kind of book are you looking for?" I asked.

"Just a general book."

"Well, are you interested in the psychology of pediaphiles? Or case studies?"

With obvious confusion on his face, he said, "I guess I'm trying to find out how they're made."

"Well, I think that would be psychology. Let me look in the computer and see what we have," I replied, catching on that we were somehow miscommunicating something, but unsure what that might be.

"I don't think it would be psychology," he said, "I think it would be here in the computer section."

"Books on pediaphiles?"

"Yeah."

"Um."

"Do you even know what a pediaphile is?" he asked, obviously thinking I'm an idiot.

"Well, I thought so."

"It stands for Portable Document Format. It's what you use when you want to e-mail a document and retain the formatting."

"Oh! PDF file! I thought you were asking for ~ never mind. Yes, we have books on PDF files."

And I haven't been able to look at a PDF attachment the same way since.


TAKE IT OUTSIDE

Quoted by Dennis Miller: stinking outside the box. A worthy and timely play on the tired phrase that is supposed to suggest fresh, creative thinking. Sometimes things aren't worthwhile to think about merely because they haven't been thought before. Newness itself is no guarantee of value.

ANCIENT VOICES

New technology is salvaging delicate aged recordings, which can help to preserve extinct languages.

And now you can hear Thomas Edison's 1890 recording of Tennyson reciting part of his poem, "The Charge of the Light Brigade".

MY OWN PRIVATE NEWS WIRE

It's a cliché to say that I learn from my students, but I have learned a lot. These items are worth passing on.

My Chinese student joined the Communist party in China only so he could get a better job and promotions, but after leaving his job as a surgeon to work in an American medical equipment company, he's not sure if he's still a party member, since he stopped going to meetings. (A former student from Germany was originally from Poland, where it was also necessary to join the Communist party (this was some years back) in order to advance in one's career. He chose not to join and eventually left for Germany.) My current Chinese student is the one who asked if it's against the law to make fun of the president here. (He calls the president "Little Bush".) He also asked me if I knew what happened in 1989 in Tiananmen Square. I said everyone in the world knew about that. He was stunned when I showed him some clips on youtube.com. He said no reports are available in China, and the government says that anything the citizens might read or see is not true. If he takes any books or videos on Tiananmen Square back to China, he'll be in trouble.

Or how about Venezuela, where Hugo Chavez closed down the country's oldest TV network. My current Venezuelan student (I've had many) says that Chavez instituted daylight savings time ~ but he moved the clocks one-half hour. Is this dictating outside the box, Fred asked? Also, though Chavez has pushed Venezuelan doctors (and teachers) out of jobs by importing poorly trained counterparts from Cuba, the public hospitals have insufficient or no equipment now (where did it go?). No public hospital would accept my student's uncle's pregnant housekeeper when she went into labor, so he took her to a private hospital at his own expense. My student had to buy milk, eggs, and meat on the black market because price controls, along with the confiscation of private farms which placed them in the hands of incompetent landless people, have emptied grocery store shelves.

IDEOLOGY

After William Buckley died, I looked him up on youtube; I hadn't really ever watched his TV program, Firing Line. I found a good interview with a British academic named Kenneth Minogue on ideology (search Buckley Minogue at youtube.com; the discussion is divided into six parts). Ideology is one of those words I thought I understood, but like progressive, I didn't know its history. I thought it just meant any system of intellectualized political beliefs, but it rather specifically originated with Karl Marx and refers to his theories, which explain every aspect of life. As an example, one ideological subset, extreme theoretical feminism, which has borrowed heavily from Marxism, interprets just about everything in terms of male domination and oppression. Any personal interpretation of reality must give way to the theory. For instance, a cigar is never just a cigar, it's a symbol of patriarchal and/or capitalist hegemony.

You can also find Buckley interviewing Noam Chomsky, but the most entertaining one is when he lost his temper at Gore Vidal.

OBAMA AMERICA

The audacity of disappointed hopes ~ more stuff I don't like about Obama.* Isn't Michelle Obama proud of having her salary tripled two months after Barack Obama became senator? Jeremiah Wright, Obama's minister for more than 20 years, preached Godd amn** America in at least one of his sermons. Most unsuitable for a Christian. I've heard there are white people in Trinity United Church, which doesn't surprise me***, but it's peculiar that Obama can listen to so much hatred of white people when his mother was white. There's some kind of pathology there. I think this church might focus on the present abuses in Sudan, and the past abuses of black Africans enslaving each other, before damning the new and improved United States, which, speaking of change, has changed. Obama ought to read "The Man Without a Country". (According to Wikipedia, a new movie based on the story will come out this year.)

*Essential everlasting disclaimer: No, it's not because he's black, at least half black, because I can think of a few black men I would gladly vote for. Too bad they're not running.

**Which I divide improperly in hopes of evading spam filters.

***Check out an article by David Mamet, the playwright, in The Village Voice, "Why I Am No Longer a Brain-Dead Liberal." That's his joke, not my language, of course. And don't omit to read the comments. By the way, after reading comments on Mamet's article and on various blogs, I want to thank my readers for being smart, sensible, and civil, even when disagreeing.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Parvum Opus 268 ~ Nomenclatter

PARVUM OPUS

Number 268

March 6, 2008

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TOM SWIFTIES

I just taught Fred the Tom Swifties game, named after a series of boys' novels by Edward L. Stratemeyer about Tom Swift, whose dialogue was always marked with adverbs, as in, "Tom said jokingly." In the game, you add a punning adverb to a "he said" tag. For example, "I think my pH balance is off," he said acidly. A really clever one from the Fun with Words site linked above is, "Elvis is dead," said Tom expressly. It took me a minute to get that one.

I read once that John F. Kennedy liked to play this game with his friends.

NAMING ART

This week the Frazz cartoon had a funny storyline on Wednesday and Thursday about naming artwork. A school kid tells Frazz she needs to think of a name for her painting:

Girl: It was a horse until my coughing fit. Now it's abstract art.

Frazz: And you think the right title will save it. Are you thinking a poetic title, an ironic title, or a controversial title?

Girl: I had no idea art was this complicated.

Frazz: I.e., a good grade, a good price or a good deal of attention?

Jef Mallett, the cartoonist, must have read Tom Wolfe's The Painted Word.

NOMENCLATTER

Before the recent Ohio primary, a local radio host named Bill Cunningham was asked to warm up the crowd at a McCain rally, and ended up in a squabble with McCain because Cunningham called Obama "Barack Hussein Obama". Which is his name, but it's not considered polite to mention it. Actually, Cunningham uses people's middle names rather often, but in this instance he may have been name-calling intentionally. Cunningham likes to provoke people, and he provoked McCain into apologizing for him, upon which Cunningham said he was going to throw his vote to Clinton. Cunningham kind of looks like Alfred E. Neuman, anyway, so no one cares. But he's smarter than he's given credit for. He gave up lawyering when he learned that one of his former clients, whom he'd gotten off for murder, was actually guilty.

STATE OF FEAR

I just finished listening to a book on CD, State of Fear by Michael Crichton, about eco-terrorism, eco-money, and eco-politics. As literature, it's so-so, but it's entertaining, full of hair-raising escapes (including one unfortunate cannibal victim), and Crichton did three years of research on the science. His appendices are well worth reading even if you don't care to read the entire lengthy novel. I didn't realize the organization called ELF in the book is real: Earth Liberation Front.

We've chatted about climate change before in PO. Though I'm all for tidying up and finding alternate sources of energy, for various reasons, I don't think we're doomed, while others who do nevertheless aren't giving up their cars and so on. You might want to check out The 2008 International Conference on Climate Change held this week in New York.

I think we could all agree that there's money and political goals on both sides of the debate. Mark Steyn wrote,

Take Mayer Hillman, senior fellow at the Policy Studies Institute in London and big-shot eco-panjandrum. "When the chips are down I think democracy is a less important goal than is the protection of the planet from the death of life, the end of life on it," he said recently. "This has got to be imposed on people whether they like it or not." David Suzuki, Canadian eco-messiah, is cool with that: he recently called for politicians who disagree with him on "climate change" to be thrown in jail.

All this because of computer weather projections. My French student actually wouldn't agree that the science fiction catastrophe movie The Day After Tomorrow is fantasy. (I haven't seen the movie but am confused by the plot description ~ the disasters are all about the beginning of a new ice age.) When he told me people with old cars that emit more carbon dioxide have to pay higher taxes in France, I said, "Why not tax bigger people more than smaller ones? Bigger people use more oxygen and emit more carbon dioxide." He liked that idea, but then I outweigh him.

Meanwhile, Weather Channel founder John Coleman may sue Al Gore.

ENDLESS EDITING

||| In the produce department, an extra small variety of fruit is called a "personal watermelon". No thanks. I have my boundaries.

||| A sign in a semi-gated condo community: "No street parking community." Why isn't it simply "No street parking"? The shorter a street sign is, the better. And safer. Anyway, it's one of those "communities" where no one really knows anyone else.

||| From Dennis Prager: "I've done this since I'm very young" instead of "since I was very young". Prager himself has commented on this. I think it may be a carry-over from Yiddish.

||| In PO 266 I entered, "...took home well more than minimum wage." I was pleased to find that Evan Jenkins has written about this "mangled idiom" in the online Columbia Journalism Review.

EDUCATION

You may have read the story about Harvard providing restricted gym hours for Muslim women students. This is a private university and they can do what they want, but I wonder that these very strict students did not choose to attend religious schools, as do many very orthodox Jews and Christians who want a controlled educational environment. A Muslim woman at Harvard said it's only right that the majority compromise for a minority. Huh? What have Muslim students been doing in the last many decades they've been in the U.S.? Does anyone remember them requesting special accommodation before 9/11? Coincidence? Perhaps.

You might remember a similar flap in the same locale, when Professor Mary Daly at Boston College refused to let men attend some of her classes. At least it seems similar to me: ideological bullying, administrative caving.

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON POLITICS

How scientific ideas get made: Some researchers say that your vote is affected or even determined by your genetic makeup. Forget rational thought. According to New York University psychology professor David Amodio, liberals use a part of the brain that makes them more responsive to different ideas. "More liberal people tend to be able to deal with pros and cons of decisions, and as they get more conservative, people like to focus on one side of the story," Amodio said.

But what happens when people change from one mode to another over the course of a lifetime? And what are the "different" ideas?

For instance, like many people, I was taught a traditional (say conservative) view of history in grade school, and more or less traditional morality at home. Then, like many people, I went to college and adopted "new" (liberal to radical) ideas whole hog. And like many people, years of experience led me to reevaluate the old and the new, and I got nuancy as the "old" ideas took on a new complexity. So I've looked at clouds from both sides now, as Judy Collins sang.

And what happens to the brain of someone from a very lefty environment (say, the old Soviet Union or Cuba) who encounters the West?

Furthermore, there are any number of "different" ideas that would shut my brain down entirely. Necrophilia, for instance. Of course that's not an entirely new idea.

Amodio is attaching biased interpretations to his data. His own language is slanted and judgmental, not scientifically objective. For instance, I'll bet he does not consider that a passionate belief in coming climate-change disaster caused by human carbon emissions is focused on only one side of the story ("The debate is over!" ~ Al Gore), although those believers are usually what we call liberal.

REQUEST

My older son is getting married in Scotland in September, and would like to find a formal black Eisenhower jacket, size XL, to wear with his kilt. The only one he's found so far costs more than $300, I think. So if anyone knows of any good sources for a more reasonably priced jacket, let me know. (I already suggested getting one custom made or dying an olive drab jacket black.)

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Discussing language, education, journalism, culture, and more, Parvum Opus by Rhonda Keith is a publication of KeithOps / Opus Publishing Services. Rhonda Keith is a long-time writer, editor, and English teacher. Back issues from December 2002 may be found at http://www.keithops.us/. Feel free to e-mail me with comments or queries. The PO mailing list is private, never given or sold to anyone else. If you don't want to receive Parvum Opus, please e-mail, and I'll take you off the mailing list. Copyright Rhonda Keith 2008. Parvum Opus or part of it may be reproduced only with permission, but you may forward the entire newsletter as long as the copyright remains.

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The poet Muriel Rukeyser said the universe is not composed of atoms, but stories. The physicist Werner Heisenberg said the universe is not made of matter, but music.

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